Adventurous Dungeons and Dragons Players Share Most Epic Lines Spoken During DnD Game

I get chills every time I settle into my seat around the table with my friends to play a session of Dungeons and Dragons. Anticipation bubbles in the air, and my character is itching to continue its magical journey and utter long, drawn-out sentences that would suit their nature. 'Thaddeus', they would say sternly to a fellow scholarly wizard. 'Have you not been to the market lately? Where is that golden plum I asked you to retrieve? You are aware that we shall need it for a powerful spell. It will aid us in creating the elusive Phoenix Feather'.

Thaddeus will grumble back that he is well aware that we are on a quest and that he already has the plum. He would also explain how he got it. Gruffly, he'd grouch about the hooded figure he met, who he spotted in the corner of the market square, surrounded by the sounds of vendors hawking their wares and the smells of exotic spices. This figure spoke in a gravelly voice, and although it took some convincing, the plum was his.

Wait, where am I going with this? Scroll down for the most epic lines spoken by players during a DnD game. Then check out this Dungeons and Dragons player who snatched a magical item from another player because they had crafted it on 'her quest'.